Hi, my name is Jolene. 

I'm running for president of Local 291.

  If you vote for me, I will rock-your-world.

My name is John (aka 007)
I'm voting for Jolene.
I beleve that she will be able to get us anything we want from the board or the County.  All she has to do is where that same outfit and there won't be a dumb d__k anywhere that she can't handle.  We will finally have an edge on our enemies. 

 

My name is John
I'm voting for Jolene because I haven't been able to stop smiling since she made me her campaign manager and personal aid.